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When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver
A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.
Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.
to smoke weed on your lunch break
yo dude you wanna grab a fire lunch?
when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better
(an unfunny joke) ur fired!
fails
another name for marijuana basicly
dude's been smokin the crazy fire again
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When you move at intense speeds, as if you were running out of a burning building.
we were doing illegal stuff when the cops showed up, then we had to fire bust out of there.
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A game by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The strategy based game series is mostly know for the characters and Nintendo not giving a fuck about the character design
person 1: Hey I have you beaten the recent fire emblem?
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.