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The day in which college students adorn themselves with flannel apparel for the purpose of kegging the shit out of the town.
Hey, what day is it?
It's flannel friday son! You better slap a flannel on your bitch ass before hitting the keg
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The day after thanksgiving when there's a ton of Christmas sales.
Really, this is a stupid time to have "black friday" because you're so upset at your family for making your thanksgiving hell that you get them crap for Christmas and later feel guilty and regret it and have to go out and buy them something else the week before Christmas, when the stores are crowded with other people doing the exact same thing.
"Aw, shoot, I got my aunt this ugly hair net for Christmas on Black Friday because she let her dog steal my turkey, but yesterday she sent me an early Christmas present so I feel bad. Back to the mall again... *sigh*"
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Friday the 13th is considered a very unlucky day .
Did you know that 2pac died Friday 13 th ?
- It's Friday 13th tomorrow .
- Oh no...
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With every turn you make, someone or something is waiting around the corner to fuck you, and not in a good way. This especially sucks on a Friday.
I'm having quite the FUCKING FRIDAY!
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Titty Bang. Friday's the best day of the week, right? So, on friday, your girl better be serving up a Friday Special...a titty bang.
Girl: Whaddya wanna do?
Dude: What's on the menu?
Girl: I reccomend the Friday Special (takes off bra)
Dude: That sounds lovely. I'll have that.
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Another name for Black Friday, which is the day after the American holiday Thanksgiving. On Barack Friday crazy soccer Moms try to do all their Christmas shopping and usually get into fist fights at Walmart.
Soccer Mom 1: Are you going shopping on Barack Friday?
Soccer Mom 2: Yea, I'm going to get Johnny a new ipod.
Soccer Mom 1: (Punches her in the face) not if your in the hospital
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the Friday after thanksgiving where all the stores have sales so huge, that black people can afford them.
did u see that nigger walkin out with that flat screen? (friend) oh yeah, it definatly must be black friday.
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