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Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022


are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017


Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022


Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 2, 2019


Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.

"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"

by Ploptwat May 4, 2022


got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024


Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 15, 2023