Full Cheli

Used to describe an act of either pure bravery, utter stupidity or, should circumstances permit, potentially a bit of both.

Chris Chelios was captain of the Blackhawks and a three-time Norris Trophy winner as the NHL’s best defenseman. Cheli was a Midseason All-Star, an end-of-season All-Star, an International All-Star, even played on a torn ACL for 18 months without complaint or loss of ice time. He also, however, managed to get a DUI while driving an old pickup truck, proving the pendulum swings both ways.

A: Anthony drank his weight in beer last night, got up early the next morning and still balled so hard his face got stuck.

B: Yeah, kid went Full Cheli this weekend. Props.

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A: Did you see the big nasty Anthony took home last night? What's that boy thinking?

B: Yeah, that's what you get for going Full Cheli.

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full burn

f-uhl brrr-un (v.) 1. complete, in the entirety, depletion of collected flammable, and in some cases, non-flammable material 2. An often reckless, and unmediated exclamation resulting in the cerebral infection of normally reasonable minds to go some degree of, usually full, retard. 3. A retort with no thought of restraint

Hillary: I hope we have enough firewood to make it through the winter. The baby is due soon and the farmers almanac says we are in for the worst spell of weather since the great storm of 1643
Scott: FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU BITCH, FULL BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: YA!!! FUCK YA!!! BURN IT ALL!! I'M GONNA JUMP IT!! DICKELL!!!

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Full Febreze

to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.

Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"

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Full Koala

N-The act of performing both anilingus and cunnilingus in one motion, generally with the recipient's legs elevated.

Giving full koalas is a leading cause of bad breath amongst adult film actors.

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Full Neck

Sucking dick and swallowing to completion. You don’t just want neck, you want full neck.

Who sucked ya dick better, Rachel or Candy? Rachel braaaaahhh she goes full neck.

She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.

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Full Ozzy

A woman who is totally bat shit crazy and willing to bite the head of any animal, mammal, or small child nearby within arm's reach.

Did you notice Louise lately?

Yeah...she's Full Ozzy today...I fear I might lose my head.

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full of clowns

Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.

Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.

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