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Gamer Taint

When youโ€™ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taintโ€™s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

by GamerTaint February 20, 2021


Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.

"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."

by toastmann October 8, 2022


True Gamer

A collective mythical being, largely based in fanboy rhetoric, whose attributes and opinions change to match the speaker's views. Also known as "Real Gamer", "tr00 gamer", or any misspellings or variations thereof.

Sometimes used by self-proclaimed "hardcore gamers" when trying to convince other greasy individuals of the evils of casual gaming.

Gamer: xbox leik totally blows. everyone knows that the TRUE GAMERS are moving to PS3. see u l8r xbots
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Gamer: all the REAL GAMERS hate where the wii is taking us: CASUAL JUNCTION. don't buy one, galaxy sucks anyway

by The Cultural Drain June 25, 2009

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Gamer Girl

a female who enjoys playing video games.

Kate plays COD 24/7 she is such a gamer girl.

by Dani8P April 6, 2015

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Gamer Girl

Not to be confused with a gamer who is a girl.

A gamer girl is a girl who enjoys playing video games for attention. They can be seen taking full body pictures of themselves with their controllers. They tend to use the words nerd and geek when describing themselves. They think that they are unique for being a girl who plays video games.

If you are playing online multi-player and another player says something along the lines of "Go easy on me, I'm a girl and this is my first time playing this game," chances are they are a gamer girl.

Gamer girls feel the need to point out that they are girls.

Jax: Why don't you date Catherine? I heard she's a total gamer girl!
Matt: Have you seen her pictures online? She's a gamer girl, not a girl who plays video games.
Jax: So?
Matt: I don't want to date a fake gamer. She has to be able to keep up with me.

by Japas January 21, 2014

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gamer crack

a game that is very addictive and time consuming.

Dude, that game is gamer crack.

by Derrick Bowman January 29, 2006

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gamers battery

when your battery is already so low when you get to school or by second class becuaes you have played games non stop from when you left your house to when you get to your second class

dude its only 8 o clock on a tuesday why do you have a gamers battery, do you like not do anything else but game?

by Alexander David Ray 1 February 16, 2006

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