Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

juicy guitar

A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.

Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.

lammys._.guitar

One of my tt bestis, very snazzy

1. Ayo do you follow @lammys._.guitar?

2. No who's that
1. Heccing uncultured

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

Guitar Amp

The only electronic device that becomes more desirable the more physically and functionally broken it is.

my brand new guitar amp sucks. i am going to but a $69,000 goldentone amp off ebay that was found in a pond and all the tubes are burnt out

Guitar amp

*Not to be confused with bass guitar amp* A guitar amp which you plug your electric guitar in. Usually, guitar amps have a guitar input jack, a headphone jack, a volume knob, an EQ (tone) knob, a overdrive (distortion) knob and an on/off knob or switch. Guitar amps usually range from practice amps (around $200) to professional amps (around $1000). Before you buy a guitar amp make sure you already purchased a electric guitar and an instrument cable.

A guitarist would be incomplete without his guitar amp!
See example here:

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"