When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.
Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.
Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes
Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks
When you walk in on a guy wacking off.
I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
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Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.
I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.
Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.
My hands are sticky from the hand festival.
That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.
Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.
A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
The mess that causes a man to feel freashy
Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess