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A type of blog generally frowned upon on Tumblr consisting of pictures of slutty teenagers in Indie clothes. Occasionally making triangles with their hands. Hipster staples include cut-up mom jeans, cross necklaces, Vans, and galaxy leggings. They also love to take selfies holding Nutella. Some examples of hipster blogs are glitteryglitter, unic-whore-ns, wasted-sluts, and h-i-p-s-t-e-r-i-f-f-y-i-n-g.
I JUST GOT MY GALAXY LEGGINGS! I'm going to take a picture and put it on my hipster blog!
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Hipsters (yeah, fucking hipsters) who think they aren't hipsters, because they are educated, rich, spoiled, pretty, and of course, better than hipsters. However, they are nothing but useless fucking hipsters.
Elitist Hipster #1:"I hate hipsters, they are gross, drink beer, and they don't shower."
Elitist Hipster #2: "Yeah, I bathe once a week to save water, because I'm an annoying piece of shit elitist hipster. Pass the Two Buck Chuck....."
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A folk hipster is sub category of hipster that are usually recognized by their "mountain man " beards and earthy wardrobe (Boys: beards, flannel , boots , straight legged pants,any woodsy animal jewelry or printed shirts, messy curls , worn out pants, suspenders Girls : Overly floral button ups, shawl neck sweaters , wavy to curly hair , victorian jewelry,riding/military boots, anything retro 1900-1930's ,any woodsy or native american vibe clothes .
Bands they listen to :
fleet foxes
j illman
iron and wine
the cave singers
kings of leon ( even if they are mainstream and hate hipsters despite the fact that they're all major folk hipsters)
deverdra banhart
vashti bunyan
first aid kit
boy & bear
nick drake
bon iver
sin fang bous
mumford & sons
Joanna newson
wild beasts
au revoir simone
freelance whales
Akron/family
fever ray
sea wolf
wilco
lord huron
vetiver
espers
dawes
the antlers
the mountain goats
peggy sue and the pirates***
Look , that folk hipster came into starbucks with no shoes on .
Those folk hipsters dont seem to be trying to be hipsters ...but they really are ...which makes them that much more deck.
Caleb Followill and Samual beam are such folk hipsters
Folk hipsters sure do look like amish people.
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When a flannel pearl snap shirt wearing, fedora sporting, 5 o'clock shadow rocking mid-twenty year old with thick rimmed glasses and rolled up pant legs (you know so they dont catch on my bike) grabs two cups of coffee and hops on a vespa and stares you down with that "Im better than you look" as he drives away listening to crappy acoustic music.
Guy: Dude what was all that?
Girl: He just gave us a hipster hug <3!!!!
Guy: We should see other people.
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In the realm of film--specifically, indie film and short film, it refers to anything that is so obnoxiously unique, preachy, or hipster-ish that a hipster would surely have a heart attack or leave a love stain in his/her pants.
"Oh. My. GOD. Have you seen Scott Pilgrim Versus the World? It's the greatest movie ever! Michael Cera is SO cute!"
"Yeah, I saw it. Looks like a bunch of hipster porn to me."
The hipster hustle is the act of a man speaking against sexism to drunk hipster girls, hoping to illicit sex from them. This is ironic, for they're using the idea of women not being treated like sex objects, in order to treat women like sex objects. One can not feel exceptionally sorry for the naive victims, but one who pulls a hipster hustle is still an asswipe.
look at that douche in his lumberjack outfit pullin' a hipster hustle on that chick, man.
The act of rolling up one's right pant leg. This is usually done by people on bikes to avoid getting their pants caught in their gears. This is fashionable to some hipsters, whether they're near a bike or not.
Guy: "Man my pants keep brushing against this cut I have on my leg"
Friend: "Just hipster roll it for now, no one will care."
Guy: "Did you see that guy? He had a hipster roll and he was walking!"