super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

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hobo hot boxing

The art of sitting indian style in a empty dumpster, preferably with 3 or 4 friends. Next you light a fire in the middle for warmth and close the lid to not only get the instant satisfaction of warmth, but it can also kill you due to smoke inhalation :)

"Me and Willie are goin' down behind Bob Evans to do some serious hobo hot boxing."

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Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

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super fly hobo slippin

1. A game where people dress up as pimps and race greased hobos through a mall. Extra points are awarded if people stop the pimp to try and get a whore.

2. When you grease up some concrete stairs, throw a philly cheesesteak down to the bottom, and watch the hobos fall down

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hobo dick cheese

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

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BObo D. HObo

Someone who plays soldat! skates! pwn5 y3r h0t m0M!!‼

Weapons of choice: DEagles, ruger, other...
Secondaries: LAW, Knife, Socom, Chainsaw. bot sometimes you need different guns for diffrent situatation


BObo D. HObo aka Snipedmyself
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BObo D. HObo is a hacker! nvm, a lagger! no...he just does not suck...im s000 jelly ice! he is not that good though cos he like 2 mess around alot. like wif teh mini! yeah w00t!

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Hobo Wake Up Call

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"