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the way in which a very promiscuous girl/guy validates their reasons for their actions or feelings
I wish I could understand hoe logic.
Myspace spam in the form of a beautiful (though often not) girl who wants be your friend, talk to you, or be your girlfriend. Generally they are completely fictional, but sometimes they will actually have conversations with you via instant messaging.Most likely, you'll be talking to a man.
"IT'S A TRAP! Dude, that girl doesn't want to be your friend, she's a Hoe Bot and she wants you to pay fifteen bucks a month for her pornsite."
A.K.A: Hoetector
Some absolutely clueless soul that wrangles a hoe, slam pig, or cock tease into coming to a gathering and commits the atrocity of following her around constantly just to insure that she doesn't slam some other dude(s).
In order to be labeled a Hoe Protector you must fulfill the minimum requirements:
1.) The girl must be a documented hoe, either by previous personal knowledge or the fact that she has already open mouth kissed at least 4 dudes in the previous hour.
2.) There must be an inherent "creep" factor associated with the guy including, but not limited to; following or shadowing, constant staring, hover hands, forced seclusion, cock blocking, and bathroom guarding.
3.) (Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree only, see below) The guy constantly talks shit about the other dudes at the party in an attempt to make himself the number one draft pick for the hoe. (Seriously, who clipped your balls?)
Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree is a capital offense and if convicted in court, the defendant must admit his Hoe Protector status to both the offended parties and the hoe itself. If the defendant commits multiple counts of Hoe Protections over time, he can be labeled as a level 3 Hoe Protector and must notify all neighbors within a quarter mile radius of his level 3 status.
Mike: Whose that chick that Leo brought over? Is he slamming that?
Harry: Nothing special, shes just some pig fresh out of the pen. He wants to slam it, but hes too busy being a Hoe Protector to every dude that looks at her to win that battle.
The type of girl who runs a letterboxd account and loves A24 a little too much. She wears mostly black and red. Her favourite type of movies is probably thriller or horror. She is almost always in a pair of doc martens and loves zodiac signs. This girl WILL suck your dick if you watch Hereditary with her. She also definitely has daddy issues. Watch out for this girl because she is also probably into some freaky shit, hence the hoe part. (also most likely a part of wicca or a satanic cult)
Damn last night i met this girl who was a total film hoe. She wanted to netflix and chill but, she made us watch The Shining i ended up too scared to fuck and she was so into it i thought she was gonna kill me.
A Hoe Loan is when a hoe needs fast cash for hoe things like going to Las Vegas, going to a club, a bottle, bottle service, hoe attire, etc. Hoes normally pay the hoe loans back through hoe actions or they just get the cash because they are great hoes.
Hey Landon, I need a hoe loan! I'm going to Vegas this weekend.
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A girl/boy that is for everybody and is scared of every thing
Oh so my friend is such a hoe chicken she is literally scared of so many things
This is a definition of a girl or boy who has all mouth but ain’t got no hands and just talks about people and then when it’s time to fight the are to scared to fight so they go and snitch aka made by girl from whms
Ayo wat do you think about Jenna
She is a scary hoe