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When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.
"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."
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When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.
Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.
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The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.
Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!
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Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.
That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.
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The perfect way to begin your slide into the weekend. Started at Milton Yoga in Milton, MA. Hump Day Hatha is a moderately-paced stretching, strengthening and detoxifying yoga class with some simple breathing exercises.
Hatha Yoga works to balance mind and body through physical postures (asanas), controlled breathing (pranayama), and the calming of the mind through relaxation and meditation. Asanas teach balance and build strength and are practiced to improve the body's physical health and clear the mind through focused breathing and mediation.
You know if you make it to Hump Day Hatha your week is going to be a good one.
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To make out with a person but not go "all the way" usually not even shedding many clothes. Mostly applicable to individuals beyond the modest pubescent years.
"Man, you really hit it off with Sherry last night. Did you guys have sex?"
"No, just high school humped for a while. We're supposed to hang out again soon. I hope to nail her then ;) "
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Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.
Mike: "What did you do last night?"
Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."
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