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having shared your time or money on a situation, may be used to express one's frusration in a negitive manner or as positive to reflect satisfaction.
Or simply means you have no money left!
"i cant believe he's done this to me, i'm spent on him"
or after a hearty meal;
"that was delicious, i'm spent"
"im spent man, but check these dope threads!"
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Used to indicate the speaker is under the influence of a mind-altering substance. If it's not obviously something else, that usually means they're referring to cannabis. Can be used as an excuse for being unable to comprehend basic math.
Pedro: Why can't you remember any fucking directions?
Bob: Don't blame me, man, I'm high.
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A douchebaggy song by that douchebag Jason Mraz. The anthem of every douchebag who has a crush on and/or is trying to steal your girl. She will probably like tho song though.
guy: "Hey is 'I'm Yours' Ryan's new ringback?"
guy's girl: "Yeah it also plays when I call him. He's so sweet he gave me flowers the other day!"
guy: "Douchebag"
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i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.
"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."
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Response indicating one is willing to participate in the afformentioned event. "I'm Game" is always precluded by a suggestion or indication of an activity.
Mills: "Yeah, We headed down the club. You with us?"
Mack: "I'm game."
or
Frank: "She said she was goin to church Sunday morning. I'm game, so we had mad crazy sex all night."
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A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss business.
Chuck (at his desk in the company office): Garry, could you please describe the history of communication you have established with the potential client? I would like to call them personally myself.
Garry (while in a tree bear hunting in Luray, VA): Chuck, no, I can't. I'm in a tree.
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A lame charecter who thinks there hella funny and makes jokes that piss people off. Usually an old Jewish man from Manhattan, but goes around saying he's from helm.
Also ends up revealing he had a really screwed up childhood with an abusive dickweed of a father.
I have a hilarious story. Once upon a time i was hilarious.The i fought a hilarious dragon. I hilariously made him laugh to death. Then i married a hilariously beutiful princess and we had a hilarious 69. Or was it 96?( im old now, i have hilariousidis) - I'm hilarious.
P. S. The story is true but replace beautiful princess with ugly rapist grandfather.
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