inverted cowboy

When a girl inverts the vagina then shits on the mans dick for lube to insert it easier and be woman has to be fat and has STDs

Danny laid down while shawna inverted her vagina and shit on Danny's dick and then proceeded to fuck him with her fat STD body

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hey! Danny! Let's do an inverted cowboy!

2👍 2👎

Sedona Cowboy

When yo hoe let’s you put your mushroom headed meat hog in her mouth and drains your sack like a broken balloon only to feel your manliness push and pop against her cheek while flinging your baby batter like a slobbering St. Bernard.

My hoe loves St. Bernard’s like she loves a Sedona Cowboy

2👍 3👎

cowboy koolaid

Cowboy Koolaid is the lighter version of the banquet beer, Coors Light. Only drink it when the mountains are blue.

Can you sling me a cowboy koolaid?

2👍 3👎

Cactus Cowboy

Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.

2👍 2👎

Ass Cowboys

Another word for hemorrhoids they're just cowboys on your asshole ig.

"Wow Melissa those ass cowboys are really gettin to me today, feels like a whole herd of cows stamped over my asshole"

2👍 2👎

Cowboy Sunset

The sweet delicate art of beating someone untill they bleed then proceed to masterbate and ejaculate on the person. The mixture of blood and cum will result in an orange sunset color.

Dude i was totally giving this girl a Cowboy Sunset, but blood got on my shirt so i stopped.

12👍 28👎

Big Cowboy

The most fucked up, cunt licking, anal shit forum software available for College students at the University of Queensland, Australia.

It is administratored by a nazi, who cant handle the fact that other people may have different opinions to himself, and may not suck up to him 24/7.

I hate Big Cowboy.

5👍 9👎