evil idiot who thought i was katie hs boyfriend and needs to be staked through the heart
boy in chair needs to be staked through the heart
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A sexual position in which one partner performs a wall sit, while the other partner climbs on top of his/her legs. The partner on his/her legs then places their genitals in the mouth of the partner doing the wall sit. It is recommending to place hands firmly against the wall for balance during the oral sex. High ceiling are required to prevent head injuries.
"Hey Landon, my parents aren't home. How about we start up the electric chair position. You'll be shocked by the end."
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An insult commonly used by money-hungry scammers.
Our community is filled with arm chair developers . Get a life, nerds.
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This is when a girl gives simaltaneous hand jobs while sitting in between two guys. As she strokes their cocks it give the appearance that she is moving the wheels of a wheel chair. The race is to see which guy cums first.
Fester was so turned on after the wheel chair race that her fog lights were on.
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Works best in the office and requires impecable timing. On the day after a great, gassy meal --for instance Corned beef and cabbage and a case of beer.... with a side of spicy sausage--wait for an unsuspecting person to leave their seat. At that time, carefully, sneak into their chair and bequeath a steaming load of hot anal vapors directly into its cushion and return to your desk. When the person returns and sits back down they will detinate the "Irish Chair Bomb."
1. When my nose-hairs started to burn, I knew I was a victim of an Irish Chair Bomb.
2. Travis Irish Chair Bombed me today and I almost fucking puked.
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to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip
hey did you hear that?
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair
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Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.
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