nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.

kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.

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butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

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deez nuts

Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke

"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"

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Nut Brick

A nut brick (also known as nut bricking) is a form of ejaculation onto someones face which in turn causes the impact of semen to make an individual feel as if hit with a brick.

*Boy ejaculates onto girls face*

Girl: "OUCH !"

Boy: "What ?"

Girl: "You totally just nut bricked me !"

Boy: "Sorry"

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Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

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nut jacket

When lint accumulates on the nut sack after being in your pants on a hot sweaty day.

Man my nut jacket yesterday was totaly janky.

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Slippery nuts

The term is used when something is about to go down or something is about to happen

Dude Kevin’s about to fight someone this is gonna be some slippery nuts

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