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When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate
Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit
One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.
A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet
March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet
a word used in the place of almost any noun.
Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.