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Okafor’s law states that once a man has had a woman, he can have her again at any time, and a believer in the law puts it to a test with past girlfriends over a 21-day period.
He put “okafor’s law” to the test and eventually hooked up with his ex again.
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Divorce Law. The branch of law specializing in dividing families. An oxymoron.
Here at Profitt, Fromyer, and Versity we specialize in Family Law.
So you're all about wrenching families asunder?
I plead the fifth.
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The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty
David's Law:
David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
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Refers to the online multiplayer in the Call of Duty (usually Modern Warfare 1 and after) franchise. This scientific law states that any given player in any point in time is in his mind the optimal skill level:social life ratio, i.e anyone who is better than the player would be "loser who lives in his moms basement who has no life" and anyone worse is "such a f***in noob", who the player, respectively, pwned.
Player after losing a FFA match: "Wow that guy just went 30-1, probably some fat loser with no life."
or
Same player after beating somebody: "HAHAHA 3-45!!! you fkin NOOB i RAPED YOU!!!!"
Friend: "Wow man that's COD's Law for ya."
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A scientific term. iFunny's Law states that nobody can truly feel joy as long as they have an iFunny account. Creating an iFunny account significantly increases your chance to become unfunny or politically extreme. This unfunniness is learned through absolutely every meme that gets to be in "featured" on the app, all of which are not funny.
iFunny users, now sub-human and no longer able to understand good humor, resort to shitting on every other meme page on the internet, such as Tumblr or Reddit, for their comedy. The only way to potentially break iFunny's Law is for an active user to post comments on featured posts that improve on the initial meme, or otherwise are actually funny opposite to the post.
The best way to avoid iFunny's Law is to only use the app to create one's own content or only having chat rooms with friends, but the effort it would take to create something original on the app, or to have a user find friends, is enormous and a near impossible feat.
(doge meme)
iFunny User: This was not at all funny, give me top comment, the app is dying, n-word. Still better than Tumblr tho.
Intelligent person: You just enabled iFunny's Law on Doge, wtf??
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The faster and larger an online discussion grows, the probability of a civilized conversation based on the original topic approaches 0.
(Check out Digg.com for examples of Cretin's Law)
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An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.
The equation reads as
%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where
s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking
This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.
So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.
%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.
So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.
How bout over 15 minutes?
%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk
You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.
oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.
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