Self succ

An alpha male chad who is able to contort his body into a position to be able to suck himself off

Tod: Yo Brad I totally got some good self succ in last night
Brad: Bro that’s kinda gay

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self-kill

literal meaning - to kill oneself, commit suicide
urban meaning - like "shoot yourself in the foot" to do or say something that causes problems for you

My brother has self-killed twice by turning down buyers for his house.

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self-detriment

blaming one's self, hurting one's self, etc
almost everything negative that you do to yourself belongs in this category

Her words were dripping with self-detriment.

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Self courtesy

A courtesy flush done for the sole purpose of saving one's self from the smell of their own defecation, usually done in a private restroom when you are alone in the dwelling or in a shared/public restroom during a time in which multiple occupancy of the room would be highly unlikely.

That marinade on that steak really affected me, the stank was so bad that each time I crapped I had to do an immediate self courtesy to prevent myself from either passing out or puking.

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self-murder

The act of involuntarily killing one's self with exercise.

Your mind says "ENDORPHINES YASSS!" but your body just says "NOPE"

Rozanne is off to commit self-murder running in the forest!

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self-titled

Album also known as "twenty øne piløts". It consists 14 tracks, all God's work. Tyler Joseph claims that it's his, so don't trust him. This coward doesn't even make his own music, it's all heavenly (God created it)

Clikkie1: Dude, self-titled is a masterpiece
Clikkie2: i know! It helps me when I cry myself to sleep.

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self-identification

1:a pathetic excuse to spout racist, sexist and other offensive terms.
2:a pathetic attempt to villanize the "white man". An attempt so pathetic, only liberal democrats and such devour it and live by it, even if they cant "self-identify" with it(oh! irony!

1:you cant say dyke! youre not a lesbian!

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