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When a male lathers his member with soap, whilst showering with his female love companion. The male then penetrates his lover without warning and without washing, causing a burning sensation in the woman’s vagina and urethra; not to mention his own we willy winky. The Irish Sting!
Damn S*_____ looked so fine in the shower this morning. When she turned around to wash her face I gave her the old Irish Sting. Ouch!
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when a man is taking a girl in the ass, he spits on her back and makes it out like he's cum and so she turns round, he cums in her eye and stamps on her foot. This causes her to hop around holding her eye and foot shouting aaarrggh
i love pirates, only irish pirates though
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To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.
"Man, Tom was so drunk that he gave Harry an irish hug in the bar. Harry, then got him a sandwich and apologized for being in the way of his fists!"
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When your poop has a little brown and green
I don't know what I at but I've definitely had the Luck of the Irish
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A single of line of 3 distinctly separated substances.
In the following order from left to right:
1) 15mg percoset (green)
2) cocaine (white)
3) 5mg valium (orange)
The Irish flag is a tribute to all counties.
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Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.
We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.
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Term used to describe the large cock of an man of Irish decent.
Damn girl I can barely walk I just got done riding the ole Irish King Snake.
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