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When you are really bored and/or really high and find yourself rummaging though the kitchen way too much.
“Hey honey, let’s go for a walk. You are working the fridge way to much tonite.”
“Wow, we really know how to work the fridge in this house.”
“I got to stop working this fridge.”
“Got to be more to life than working this fridge.”
When your tired as fuck basically wrecked and not in a fuck up way but a tired as fuck way and now have to work a 8 hour shift with no pleasurable benefit of the night before.
Man for real fuck my life I could drive off a bridge I’m so fucking work wex but I just gotta learn to get over it.
When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.
Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".
Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.
Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs
Participating in work/business activities having slept in and still wearing the prior days clothing and/or hair and makeup.
Does not involve a walk of shame/sexual activities.
I feel a little less than fresh since Im doing the work of shame...
Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.
Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.
Lady: K
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Noun: progress (or rate of progress) in work being done; Process of heading to ones job
Man that work flow took foa ever.
Work flow 5-10.
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