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When someone projects vomit onto another ones stairs or other common walkway in a house.
Usually occurs after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Makes a huge mess to be cleaned up by the stair-owner but creates a great story to be told the following day.
guy 1: Omg that was an awesome party last night
guy 2: ya, except Kyle kept pulling a Dave all night!
girl: "Wow, that guy is pulling a Dave!"
guy: "Haha, that is huge!"
girl: "Braeden isnt going to be very happy to clean up that mountain of puke."
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How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.
Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!
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Term used for the most manly of men who only opens his sweat glands during the most simplest of tasks (ex. Vacuuming)
Why are you sweating so hard you're only vacuuming Dave?
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A Dave Matthews is when one enjoys drinking a beverage of human urine. This procedure was popularized by the musician of the same name, who enjoys the taste of urine on stage during performances.
If you're ever in a survival situation, or just need a refreshing beverage, drink a "Dave Matthews".
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Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.
Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.
He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience
Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.
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He is man who plays in all the bands listed SCEPT THE FORGET'ZE DA TENACIOUS D YO!
OMG'ZE Dave Grohl'ze in Tenacious D?
YES YOU FUCKING PRICK!
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Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!
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