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jessica simpson

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.

you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!

by ashlee November 11, 2004

26πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Jessica Alba

This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?

If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.

Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?

Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.

Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field

Guy 2: Me two.

Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.

Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.

Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?

Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.

by Guy who know things July 24, 2009

37πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


jessica

jessica is an amazing person. she is very swag and awesome. she is fucking halrious and is just so funny. she will make u day bc she if fucking amazing as i said. if u don’t have a jessica u better find one bc u are missing out.

you need a jessica in your life

jessica is coming

by princessthunderfuck October 13, 2020

2πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Jessica Dohme

Beauty...pure Beauty. She caught my eye and I'll always love her..even if we're not together

Wow...look at jessica Dohme

by _In_Love_ December 19, 2012

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


jessica simpson

Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.

Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).

by smartguy5858 January 30, 2005

21πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Jessica Alba

amazing, tremendous, honorable, attractive, beautiful

Jessica Alba was Jessica Alba. And she had great tits too.

by Jon the Pirate September 26, 2006

122πŸ‘ 315πŸ‘Ž


jessica simpson

a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =

Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!

by Kelly_hotness April 2, 2007

13πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž