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Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
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Derived from the term ‘Jack of all trades’ and shares the same meaning. It is a reference to Jim Penman, of Jim's Group, whose Australian mowing business (Jim’s Mowing) transformed into several other maintenance trades which each franchise is commonly branded with ‘Jim's’ and then the trade.
At present Jim's Group is the second largest business in Australia and has expanded into Britain, it includes: Jim’s Mowing, Jim's Antennas, Jim's Bookkeeping, Jim's Building Maintenance, Jim's Computer Services, Jim's Dog Wash, Jim's Painting and Jim's Roofing.
Julie: Jack is great; he cut my grass, fixed my computer, fixed the roof, he even fixed my television reception while he was up there.
Holly: Really? What does he do for work?
Julie: Nothing amazing.
Holly: Hmm, he's a Jim of all trades.
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A character from a game found on cell phones.
Also can be a pet name for a penis
"Get your earth worm jim out and dig me a tunnel!"
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Looking like you're always high, even when you're not. Named after comedian Jim Breuer who admittingly stated that he looks high all the time. A trait you're pretty much born with.
People always stare at me in public thinking I'm high, but it's just my Jim Breuer Syndrome.
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A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
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A proud card carrying , resolute , dyed in the wool ,alt right conservative republican asshole too stupid to know he’s an asshole.
Has anybody told that Jim Crow Magnon asshole that he’s President now?
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The most basic person you know
Jim/Jimette, also known as Jordan Lacelle
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