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The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.
´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´
When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.
"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"
cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts
Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey
a man who has a fetish with aliens
(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)
guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse
Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey
someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful
first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves
they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky
John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed
John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"