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Home of the Buccaneers! It’s the biggest city in Tri-Cities of East Tennessee! This city attracts a lot of young people, and is mentioned a lot in country songs. It’s the best city in Tennessee. East Tennessee State University is located here.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Johnson City, TN
Q: cool!!
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Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.
Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"
A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.
hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”
When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.
Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.
Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson