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A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.
Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
Jose is a very caring guy who will put everyone before himself. He is all a girl can ask for, even if they don't deserve him. he is one of the only boys who can make a girl laugh but also make her cry when they realized they lost the one person who saw them as special and loved them. He has so much love to give, and deserves someone to give it too.
Person #1: we need someone whos a Jose to help save this person's life
Person #2: so like a blood transfusion?
That one Puerto Rican guy that swears he's black.
Yo Jose called me a nigga... he ain't even black fr.
Jose is a black gay nigger who loves to touch any guys nipples. Who is also a squeaker in the mic.
Jose Charco had grabbed his friend Michels nipples when Michel was walking to class.
a snigger whos eyes bulge out of his 6.9mm dick. He also likes kids with bent backs in his white van or bedroom. Is a short south African looking nigger
woah you looking like a joel jose
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Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
When a big black man with almost an afro but weird gets bum raped and then gang banged using a tuna fish.
WOW THAT Jose Mlorn is so hot!!!