K-Fisher

Rosie O'Donnel doppelganger, or O'Donnelganger. Symptoms may include: Pseudologia fantastica, narcissism, linebacker build, cabbage patch head, ballchinia, being a mooch, and loving anal sex. If you think you may suffer from Kristin fisher, please contact your local "I don't give a fuckness" and induce vomiting as soon as possible. Possible side effects may include, but are not limited to: high blood pressure, gleeful thoughts of murder, aborting the stupid, oh god why, rather having A.I.D.S., and consistently combining the words "curb" and "stomp."

My K-Fisher is acting up. I better kill myself.

Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.

Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?

k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.

Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.

Rude with a K

rude

Spelled: krude
Pronounced: rude (the k is silent)

Lucas: you're being rude with a k.
Marisa: I didn't say anything krude

Ava k

A very sexy human

Oh that Ava k is so nice

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aqswdefrgthjm,k is cool

K-Pop

A terrible genre of music that originated from South Korea, bands like: BTS, Blackpink and many others make music that just sounds so forced and fake. Many of their fans are really toxic as well, especially in Korea.

(Everybody hates K-Pop anyways so, idk what I'm talking about here. lmao

plz don't hate on me, BTS stans.)

K-pop Fans, if you are reading this; please do us something good and listen to Video Game Music or something like that.