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J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".

Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."

by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011


Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.

Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?

by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009


k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.

Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.

by renobtraf October 10, 2013


Rude with a K

rude

Spelled: krude
Pronounced: rude (the k is silent)

Lucas: you're being rude with a k.
Marisa: I didn't say anything krude

by daddy morris March 5, 2021


Voorhees K

Meaning to be opposed to people living in the Voorhees township of New Jersey. This phrase is also commonly used with other phrases such as: “Every Voorhees shot” and “We dropping the Vsssss”

Johnny: “My grandma is from Voorhees
Cam: “Fuck her, Im Voorhees K nigga”

by mr.yagami May 17, 2023


Mocha K

Mocha K Is A Upcoming Singer from H-Town She was rapping since high school 10th grade, her first newest single from 2k11 is ''The One''

Mocha K songs are HOT!!

by Family Membaah' Of MochaKaay July 25, 2011


K-Soul

The greatest soundcloud artist that has ever lived. The existence of K-Soul is considered a myth among many people in Canada because the stories of him are too savage.

Person 1: Yo did you listen to that new K-Soul
Person 2: Damn he a real person? I thought he was just a myth

by ISSAPOSTUPTINGDAWG February 14, 2017