Leg Boner

When a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.

Guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg boner.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.

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O-Legs

When, right after a night of great fucking, you try to walk and your legs feel so wobbly that you feel like you are walking on molded jell-o. Most often comes after a great orgasm.

After fucking this chick for 10 minutes doggy style, I had such a case of O-Legs.

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hollow leg

Anyone that can eat and eat and does not seen to gain any weight.

Look at Ralf pack the food away. I think he has a hollow leg.

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frog leg

when you beat a black midget legs in with a really small hammer

tony frog leg me.

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spaghetti legs

A term used to describe the uncontrollable shaking sensation felt by some women in their legs during or after an extremely pleasing session of love-making.

"Honey, my legs are shaking uncontrollably"
"Its ok babe, you got spaghetti legs"

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leg humper

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

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Cake Leg

Verb: To get hit in the ankle with an object.

To Cake Leg - The act of kicking someone in the ankle with the sole of the foot, so as to cause pain. (always with a humorous intent)

Getting Cake Legged - To get hit in the ankle with any object.

"He wasn't looking, so I totally went up and Cake Legged him."

"I was trying to pull off a pop shove-it on my skateboard, and I totally Cake Legged myself with it."

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