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a fat coon i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado
Incandescent Light i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado i have a feeling abobado
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Christmas Lights that are put up before Thanksgiving. (for people who are sick and tired off anti-procrastinators putting their lights up to early)
Person 1:Dude....That guy has his Christmas Lights up already
Person 2: Na man, those are just Thanksgiving lights.
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A flesh light or other version of a pocket pussy is inserted into a vagina or anus. The other partner then fuck the flesh light until orgasm. It is masturbation within sex within masturbation
John gave Sally the infleption light on prom night. Technically they're both still virgins.
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The exact moment at which a vehicle enters the intersection while the light turned from yellow to red. Technically it's almost running a red light but it's up to the discretion of the observing traffic cop.
Damn fool! What are you doing running orange lights when I got Panama Red with us! That black and white nearly tripped when he saw us, idiot.
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One of the most popular party drinks if bud heavy is not available for consumption.
Bro 1: Hey (insert name) can you pass me a bud.
Bro 2: Dude all we have is bud light.
Bro 1: Alright then pass me two and it's all good.
BUD LIGHT + DOUBLE TIME = BUD HEAVY
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water mixed with fermented pisss!!
dude I had 10 keystone lights and im only half buzzed
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