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When a male and another male hang out and fart so much around each other, that Thier colons sync up and they start farting at the same time. Like when chicks sync up their periods.
Worker 1: bro wtf, why are you so gassy in the morning?
Worker 2: I used to fart in the morning with my friend, I think I’m still stink linked to him
To link the fire is to have sex with someone with an STD wether you have it or they have it or both.
Damn my girlfriend wanted us to link the fire and I was like no way I don't want Gonorrhea.
when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.
"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor
Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"
A bot made my @Jack_Holds on Gamejolt. Married to @MikeShowHost on gamejolt
Link bot will slice your ankles
When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis
My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night
a sneaky link you can't get out of.
Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.
A sketchy virus link that you accidentally click on and it makes you say “oops I didn’t mean to click on that link.”
IT person: “How’d you get a virus?”
“I clicked on an oopsie link.”