poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

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Log Jam

When a man sits on a toilet to shit with high water and it "jams" under his balls in the water.

I sat on the hotel toilet to sit and the water was so high I had a log jam.

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Linkin' Logging

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

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Honey Log

A shit so tasty, you want to roll it up and smoke it - preferably lighting it straight out of the anus

Tom: Hey, wanna Honey Log?

Dick: Yeah Ok

(Tom Proceeds to take shit - is tasty)

Tom: Light it up Dick, its all yours.

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Logging Truck

Pussy, cunt, poon, ect. that "hauls allot of logs." In the sence of fucking around allot/having more then one sexual partner.

"That bitch fucked so many logs, she's a logging truck!"

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jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

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Log of shit

When your skinny and full of shit

Kyle you log of shit

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