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Jessica rode Mr. Bell's long board hard and fast while in detention.
Jessica: WOOO.
Mr. Bell: HARDER.
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An island located east of NYC, with amazing beaches and some of the best people you'll ever meet. You can play the 6 degrees of separation game and you will find a connection to 9 out of the 10 people you'll meet from Long Island. Yes, sometimes we slip into our customary "Lawnguyland" accents, but the fact of the matter is they happen as a result of the people you grow up with, not necessarily where you're from. In fact, most people love our accents, and if you don't, don't listen to us talk when we go into a rant.
You either hate it or you love it, but there sure as hell isn't a place like this anywhere else.
You can't spell L-I-F-E without L.I. <3
Long Island girls do it better.
You either date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a chill girl from the South Shore.
Long Island is love.
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The trash-hole of the south. Right next to Gulfport, MS, full of skanks and potheads. Never date a girl from Long Beach. It would most definitely be the biggest mistake of your life.
1:Dude, let's go to Long Beach and smoke a joint with Brandon.
2:Hell no! We might just catch a disease just being in Long Beach. tell that fucker to catch a ride over here.
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1) The most segregated suburban area in the US.
2) The mass produced cultural wasteland created by white flight in the post-World War II baby boom era.
If you miss Jim Crow, go to Long Island!
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He is your daddy becuz u are extremely white, and if you read this you are gay!
If you also read this you are gay...homosexual not happy.;
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To do something risky in order to get something one desperately wants.
Tyrell: Shit dog, we're hungry and broke.
Donovan: I feel you bro. I'd go long for a cheeseburger right now.
Tyrell: How long do you want to go? You wanna rob that 7-11 across the street?
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The best place to live in the world. Yes, I will admit there are some snobby rich people and from my town probably 25% of the population is rich and snobby. But if you're saying that we are terrible because we live here and think we're better than everyone. Total lie. You don't see us running around in New Jersey telling everyone how great we are...and furthermore we are not bad people because we live here...I was born and raised in a preppy town on the North Shore and I am proud...next time you want to go accusing Long Islanders, come talk to us, we're really not that terrible. Yes, there are always the drunk teenagers running around, and if you go down a main road at about 2 in the morning your bound to see about 30 15-18 year olds just going insane. But thats how it is here I'm sure we're not the only place in the world that does that. Life in Long Island is awesome... If you're trying to "diss" us well than you are just jealous that you don't drive a Jeep Wrangler, or BMW, or GMC Yukon, or Range Rover, out to a summer house in the Hamptons where you go to parties and have an awesome time. I don't have anything against any other part of the world or country, but coming from a person who lives in Long Island, I hope you get your facts right next time.
Long Island is the place to be.
If you don't live here,
You're no living.
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