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what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.
Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.
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Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm
Rarer than a unicorn
Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"
Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis
I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis
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When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live
Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick
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The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.
Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*
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Two time world championship boxer, Paulie Malignaggi.
“Tonight’s winner by knockout! Bensonhurst’s own the one, the only, The Magic Man!”
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A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
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The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
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