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The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day
Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!
Max is a small chubby human who is fucking retarded and weak asf he is mainly known for being a nonce towards children normally sexually attracted to them he bribes them with his Xbox gift cards alothough they have already been redeemed
Definition of max Martin; That max sure is a fat nonce
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Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
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The only President of the USA along with Benjamin Harrison who didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He had some sick muttonchops and lost his re-election to William Henry Harrison, who subsequently died 30 days after.
The 1800's were the century of the muttonchops. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, Ambrose Burnside, etc.
Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.
Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"
So Martin Freeman is kittens.
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A fairly new animated sitcom on nick at nite. It's just another corny show that will eventualy die out in a few months. All of the humor on this show is mediocore, really. and since the producers already figured this out, they play an incredibly cheesy laugh track every 10 seconds to back up their pathetic attempts at humor.
Glenn Martin, DDS fails at trying to be funny.
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martin brody is the hero in the jaws movies:
when your about to cum on your girls face..get dead serious...look her square in the eye and say "smile you son of a bitch"
sick of the superman?...sick of the roosevelt?...martin brody that ho!
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