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Matthew Lynch

A man defined by his enormous penis of above average size

The name is known in Greek as an "eternal sex god". This translation has been proven in recent years by all the Matthew Lynchs

The surname too implies good things. The word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society

Girl 1: I got off with Matthew Lynch last night
Girl 2: what was it like? I am envious!
Girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
Girl 2: oh, I wish I could indulge in Matthew Lynch

by Stephen fry February 22, 2014

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Matthew Smethwick

A hot sexy beast of a man. Very muscular and hot.

Girl: did you see matthew smethwick? Other girl: yeah he's HOT

by xXZombieSlayer73Xx January 26, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Matthew Shepard

a young man who was murdered in Wyoming for being gay. On October 8, 1998 Matthew accepted a ride home from a bar. The two men pistol whipped him and tied him to a fence in freezing temperatures. He was found the next day by someone who originally thought he was a scarecrow, because of his positioning on the fence.

His killers said Matthew hit on them and they felt threatened. The judge rejected the "gay panic defense" and they were sent to jail.

His mother, Judy Shepard, has become an activist for GLBT rights, and a GLBT-inclusive National Hate Crimes bill bears Matthew's name.

President Obama is expected to sign the Matthew Shepard Act into law, providing legal protection to GLBT Americans.

by Travis Drake October 11, 2009

121πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


eric matthews

1. Character from 90\'s tv show \"Boy Meets World\"
2. Hott.

Eric Matthews, brother to Cory Matthews and Morgan Matthews, is sooooooooo hott.

by kizzle from ohizzle May 3, 2006

30πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Matthew Schweitzer

A Very hot guy with an amazing personality. He is athletic, but loves to spend a lot of his time playing video games. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and is what every girl looks for in a guy. He is weird but is also very funny!

Damn Matthew Schweitzer is hot.

by ILoveYou3269 February 27, 2013

15πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A fucktard that gets mad a you for fucking no reason THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NO FUCK YOU MATTHEW

β€œHey matthew” β€œshut up” Matthew the bitch says

by Internet persona February 7, 2019

3πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


is matthew gay

NO HE LOVES WOMEN HE LOVES ANIME TIDDES

GIRL 1: IS MATTHEW GAY
GIRL 2: *PULLS OUT 12 GAUGE*

by defo not matteo January 28, 2021

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž