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Eli: Guess what day it is!
Girl: it's May 12th, is it important?
Eli: it's only the national day to kiss me!
Girl:Well if you insist!
May Zozi is the most thriving cult leader you’ll ever see, her influence on others is so enchanting that it makes you smile😍😍 she’s so slay slay and a queen🙏🏻She’s the best meme page you’ll ever see and regret your life for not joining her cult
May Zozi is so iconic she hates people who have their autocorrect off
The greatest BFF anyone could have and also a bit innocently dumb. She's got a beautiful singing voice and will always back you up loadsss
When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat
Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.
Melinda may is an agents in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. She has does once in season 6 or 7 but she is a loyal companion and lover of Phil coleson. Melinda has had the same training as agent romanoff and is about her level. She has travel in time, space and even went to a fear dimention. Melinda once loved agent grant ward until we found out he was a traitor, Melinda is one of the bets MCU characters ever….
“ hey have u ever heard of Melinda may “
“ oh yasss gurl she beet everyone a** “
“ agreed ..”
“ venom “
“ venom “
Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!
Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick
May 7th is the day where you can ask your girlfriend anything and she will have to say yes.
Jacob: hey anne, lets hug!
Anne: why?
Jacob: its may 7th!
Anne: oh right!
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