the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."
A phrase that one may use in order to gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.
"Hey! I feel like we have a connection and I would love to arrange a meeting with you soon."
A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.
I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.
Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person
Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings
A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?
Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"