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Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.
Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.
Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.
when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.
Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.
to hint towards the fact ur gonna kys.
henry letham: Saturday at Midnight. That’s when I’m gonna do it.
Best musical artist since Hitler
If you don't like SoM(Splash of Midnight) you have the Tism
The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM
Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.