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To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.
1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
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A home cooked meal in the USA made by your mom.
Wow I'd sure love some of ur maws minge right now!
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An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
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Water melon minge...
Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge
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a divine delicacy made up of the finest crust off a stinky unwashed chad
Hiya Mate, One Wu Ming Sticky Chad and fried rice to go please
Last night at the club, LaShawnda was Yao Mingin' it in her 4" stilettos.
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He is a fucking guy who is studying in La Salle College, Kowloon, Hong Kong. He is half-bold and has very little hair, just like 8745 and Chan Tong. He is a Mainlander and everyone in his class dislikes and hate him. He always says that everyone is a trash (trxxh) in WhatsApp. Also, he likes to play with his chair; therefore, he damaged the floor of the classroom and was scolded by the teachers and workers of the school. He plays (silly & on9) video games while having class.
Student 1: Who is David Lu Ming Yeung?
Student 2: Don't be so 8745
David Lu: θͺΉθ¬ε!