man/monster dressed as Bert from sesame street. u will find if u good "weird random" on google images. he will find u. he will kill u.
"Hope walked into the bathroom stall and Yellow Monster was waiting for her"
Telly Monster was a character on Sesame Street, who was obsessed with television. Not only was he obsessed with the "telly", but he was a notorious worry-wart. Personality-wise, Telly is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.
Oh look here comes Telly Monster, we can never watch TV with him around.
Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.
Term for any American as most Americans are morbidly obese.
I drove by McDonalds and saw the biggest family of eat-monsters in my life.
When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"
Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.
Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.
that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!
a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much
Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster