Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.
18π 4π
There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
28π 8π
when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.
"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."
When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
itβs inappropriate and violent!
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if you say a cuss word then you will like...
going to jailπ€
no more saying cuss words guys
25π 7π
asking somebody to move their tongue around more
Daniel you should move your tongue around more.
16π 3π
you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies
Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
37π 14π