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Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.
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There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
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when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.
"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."
When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
it’s inappropriate and violent!
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if you say a cuss word then you will like...
going to jail🤔
no more saying cuss words guys
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asking somebody to move their tongue around more
Daniel you should move your tongue around more.
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you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies
Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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