more serial than cocoa puffs

when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.

"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."

no more saying cuss words guys

it’s inappropriate and violent!
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if you say a cuss word then you will like...
going to jail🤔

no more saying cuss words guys

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move your tongue around more

asking somebody to move their tongue around more

Daniel you should move your tongue around more.

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more ass than a toilet seat

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

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I always want more parmesan

I rarely get enough (of anything!); I'm greedy; I'm insatiable.

Is parmesan expensive? I'm never given enough parmesan with my spaghetti when I eat out. It seems, I always want more parmesan!

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I Love You Way More

I love you way more means Nate loves Lisa Way More than she could ever imagine!

Me: I love you Lisa
Her: I love you more
Me: That's not possible
Her: Yes it is
Me: Nope it says it in the urban dictionary

Lisa, I Love You Way More!

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fuck a b it has more holes

Slang. Whenever someone says fuckin a it’s funny to say fuck a b it has more holes!

Fuckin a man! Fuck a b it has more holes! What do ya mean? Well aren’t there 2 holes in a b instead of one in a?