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Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.
Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
The creamiest and purest form of free range, non GMO, FDA approved organic Nutella. Commonly referred to as: shit.
My friend Cale loves his nature Nutella. Go send my homie some love.
Cale's Instagram: @calmrrsn.13
"I hear rumors that Cathy hasn't wiped in over a week. Gonna go get me some of that nature's Nutella".
a girl so fucking beautiful, stunning, amazing, gorgeous, & fucking SEXY that she's a complete 10 even without makeup
if i see natural nikki i'm going to faint cause she's so HOT
Give me this. We ain’t gettin it.
I’m the 3 years old you freaking nature
When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.
Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
a Canadian-based specialty television channel. The channel broadcasts documentaries and television series related to wildlife and nature.
The new company's first product launch came with the launch of the Love Nature SVOD streaming service, which launched in 32 countries at launch, in February 2016
The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!