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1. An undefined amoutnt of time. Could be much longer or shorter than a minute because of the dynamics of city life.
2. Timed difficulty mode of Max Payne
1. My life changed in a New York minute
2. WOOO I fainally beat Max Payne on New York Minute.
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When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
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To people from BK, Queens, and Shaolin, anything north of BX. To people from Harlem, da Heights, and BX, anything north of Yonkers. To people from Yonkers, Mount Vernon, and southern Westchester, anything north of Tarrytown/Sleepy Hollow and White Plains. C'mon face it, Peekskill and Valhalla are NOT part of NYC Socially or Geographically.
Riverdale people are scared of people from southwest Yonkers
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Any part of the New York State aside from the five boroughs of New York City, which are, in order of importance: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island.
Nobody gives a flying fuck if you live "near The City"; Long Island, Westchester County, Rockland County, Orange County, Dutchess County, Albany, and the like are all part of Upstate New York State.
Massapequa is Upstate New York.
Riverheads is Upstate New York.
Nyack City is Upstate New York.
New Rochelle is Upstate New York.
Watertown is Upstate New York.
Buffalo is Upstate New York.
The Oysterbay is Upstate New York.
FACE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE FROM THE CITY THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN NYC IS UPSTATE!!!!!!
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Upstate New York is a cultural wasteland of social decadence. I pity the poor souls who failed to live in New York City and instead had to settle for the dull country life of upstate New York.
Anything north of White Plains.
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The best CDL organization composed of •Clayster a back-to-back 3x Call of Duty Champion. Clayster is also my favorite Professional player of all time!
•Crimsix another 3x Call of Duty World Champion and is considered by many the Call of Duty GOAT!
•Hydra One of the best EU Challenger players the French phenom is considered by many as the French Simp who is also the funniest guy behind the CDL scenes.
•Neptune a former player for Florida Mutineers and was a good rookie from CW season and has a lot of potential.
Friend: Optic Texas is winning the Call of Duty Vanguard season.
Me: I don’t think so New York Subliners is winning it.
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When a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans testicles. The testis are then lodged in the anal cavity.
My butthole is ticklish from yesterdays New York punter
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