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Australian Flash artist. Hilarious voice actor and all around funny guy.
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Flash
Joanime
Cycon
Smiffy
When the Hell will Ninjer finish Van Helthing 2?
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One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.
Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.
Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.
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A fat and/or ugly girl that disguises her bulk in nearly every picture she takes.
"I got screwed by a picture ninja I met through facebook for the first time today. Her picture was hot, but I never saw the 300 pounds her head was attached to."
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A penis that is small and hard to see in the dark, just like a ninja.
"Son of the Lumberjack is a ninja, and wears dressy sweatpants."
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Kids, ever have parents walk in on you when you're supposed to be doing homework, instead you're playing a full-screen game? Adults, ever had a roommate/spouse/friend walk in on you as your viewing a hot A2M porno? Well then, you gotta employ some ninja fingers!
Mom: Timmy, are you doing your essay?
Timmy: *Alt+Tab* Yes mom, i am!
Rick(walking into Dick's room): Hey, did u catch the game last night!?
Dick: *Alt+F4* Yeah dude, that was awesome!
They both used ninja fingers to protect themselves.
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(From wikipedia the awesome place to put any information no matter how bullshit it is)
A guitar ninja (ギター忍者; gitaa ninja) is a ninja who has learned the art of playing the electric guitar under the guidance of the legendary ninja, Ongakumaru (音楽丸). It focuses on the art of being able to play the guitar without being seen. Guitar ninja are known for their propensity to save the world and supply background music to those with Real Ultimate Power.
The ranking structure of the guitar ninja goes as follows, in ascending order: white belt (白段位), green belt (緑段位), pink belt (ピンク段位), shred belt (寸断段位), awesome belt (大寒段位), epic belt (叙事詩段位), and finally, rock god belt (ロックの神段位). Rock god belts are believed to know everything there is to know about the arts of the guitar ninja — Ongakumaru himself is a rock god belt, and is said to be so proficient at the art that nobody in the world has ever seen him play.
Rammstein's Richard Z. Kruspe, the only confirmed guitar ninja.Currently, the only confirmed guitar ninja is Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein of Rammstein. However, he is only a whitebelt because he is, in fact, confirmed as a guitar ninja. However, his status as a guitar ninja has come under fire recently, as he has not actually performed any guitar ninja techniques other than playing really, really loudly.
dude Richard Z from Rammstein is such a guitar ninja
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A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.
Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.
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