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When a man's beard gets covered in semen.
Mike ended up with a frosty beard when he got done blowing Milo.
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The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting
I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
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1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.
2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby
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The line of hair above a man's butt crack.
My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.
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A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.
"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*
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the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.
dude, check out his vagina - beard!
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The white beard acquired while skiing or snowboarding in deep snow.
That run was so good I am now sporting the beard of zeus.
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