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A man behind Wikipedia scam. $250,965,442 per year is free. Wikipedia is free, don't you know.
- Our lord Jimmy Wales can't be wrong.
- It's better to find new unemployed morons and mafiosi around the world to write random crap for 0 cents
- It's better to find more freaks on Wikipedia who have to hide behind what they do
- It's better to keep quiet about any real problems with Jimmy Wales and Wikipedia
- Jimmy Wales is an American-British internet entrepreneur, don't you know about it from Google?
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Used in the late 70's - early 80's to describe graceful body mechanics while under the influence of any mind-altering chemical. Jimmy Page was a rock legend/guitar hero of Led Zeppelin fame who's stoned appearence during the performances in the movie "The Song Remains the Same", while playing the shit out his guitar, led many to strive for the perfect balance of being simultaniously completely wasted in appearance, yet gracefully in control of their art.
(1980's conversation between two BMX dirt jumpers, about a third jumper they admired).
Stoner A: Did you see that yesterday? That dude was so radically wasted, after we smoked a couple bowls at the wall jump, he rode as fast as he could and pulled a "Jimmy Page" with a near up-side-down, no footer table top flipping me the bird, from like 15 feet in the air.
Stoner B: The Dude's eyes were glowing red. I can't believe he landed that thing and rode away.
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The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.
I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.
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Jimmy is a guy that likes to smoke weed, he trys to hide it but he dosent do a good job. He is nice and has cool hair, and hangs out with all the ugly girls. yep thats a jimmy
HEYYY "Jimmy", said an ugly pot smoker that has baked her brains to a crisp
'Jimmy
Jimmy
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To ruffle a person's jimmies is to taunt them by comparing them to someone who's more successful than them.
Ruffle jimmies
Phil Jackson ruffled Kobe Bryant's jimmies by comparing him to Lebron James.
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The sweetest man god created,a wonderful father,loving and loyal husband.
My dad Jimmy Dale is the best dad in the world
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A condom that has been shat in. A Squishy Jimmy then gets put on the dick like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the hell the person wants.
(Derived from the term "Jimmy" meaning condom)
Tommy just ate a bean burrito. He has to take a massive shit but he's in the middle of having sex, so he shits in the condom and creates a Squishy Jimmy. Tommy then fucks his girlfriend while the shit is squishing all over his dick
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