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Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
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Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.
At least $30.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.
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The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.
Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
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n. getting paid; used in context with the metaphor of being without sufficient funds ("hungry")
"Yo, I was starvin' but that money sandwich I ate friday hit the spot"
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A term for an excellently well-placed Nuclear Missile (a Terran utility spell) in the Real-Time-Strategy (RTS) game Starcraft II. Money Nukes are capable of dealing massive damage, and often maximize the full potential of said damage. To be a perfect Money Nuke the Ghost (The unit who launches Nuclear Missiles) must be saved. One of the most-known 'Money Nuke' players in Starcraft II is Dario "The Little One" Wünsch, a German player, and a member of Team Liquid .
I wish more people would Money Nuke in Starcraft II as well as TLO can! It does serious damage!
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The opposite of easy money - being in a really bad situation.
Guy 1: Shit, nobody cleaned up the party in my house and my parents are coming home tomorrow.
Guy 2: You're done money.
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Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.
Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"
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